Secretary: Guys, Michael Bolton is here
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\r\nOh Great, send him in.
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\r\nMichael Bolton: Hey guys.
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\r\nHey, hi, thanks for coming
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\r\nMichael Bolton: Sorry I'm late, I got caught up watching that Pirates of the Carribean marathon. Have you
\r\nseen those things?
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\r\nOh yeah, yeah, those are, those are great.
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\r\nMichael Bolton: Well, I checked out the track and I loved it. And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think
\r\nyou're really gonna dig.
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\r\nOh wow that's great, awesome. Should we just lay it down?
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\r\nMichael Bolton: Boys, lets get to it.
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\r\nWhisper: Here we go.
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\r\nUngh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton
\r\nYEAAAHH!
\r\nThe night starts now
\r\nTogether on the track, the boys are back
\r\nThe night starts now
\r\nNight starts now baby roll with us, chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up.
\r\nROLLIN' UP
\r\nBlow through the doors ain't no holdin' up
\r\nYEAH
\r\nBlack card at the bar like I gives a fuck.
\r\nCOME ON
\r\nLadies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, fuck the fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet
\r\nYEAH YEAH
\r\nThree pound in my waist, shank in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed or get shot.
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\r\nTHIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS
\r\nWhat?
\r\nA MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S
\r\nBREEZE.
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\r\nYeah that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club
\r\nBuying up the bar so the groupies show us love
\r\nKIERA KNIGHTLY
\r\nMotherfucking ice-man, I'm the top gunner
\r\nHeater on blast, I'm the number one stunner
\r\nJACK SPARROW
\r\nWatch it girl cause I ain't your \"Mr. Nice Guy\",
\r\nMore like the \"meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy\"
\r\nYEAH YEAH!
\r\nAll dressed up with nowhere to run,
\r\nAnd now I make you feel crazy with the…
\r\nNOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART:
\r\nFROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE
\r\nNooo
\r\nOLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING THEM WHAT FOR.
\r\nHE'S THE PAUPER OF THE SURF
\r\n(yeah…uh huh)
\r\nTHE JESTER OF TORTUGA
\r\n(oh God)
\r\nBUT IS DAVY JONES' LOCKER WHAT LIES IN STORE?
\r\nYeah, we've seen the movie
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\r\nThrow your hands in the air and say hell yeah, come on
\r\nCAPTAIN JACK
\r\nWhat?
\r\nJOHNNY DEPP
\r\nNo
\r\nFrom the front to the back say we count stacks come on
\r\nDAVY JONES
\r\nNope
\r\nGIANT SQUID
\r\nWrong
\r\nMichael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up
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\r\nROGER THAT LET ME TRY IT WITH ANOTHER FILM
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\r\nWait--
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\r\nLIFE IS A BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP
\r\n(Not better)
\r\nTHOUGH I'M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, I GIVE JENNY ALL OF MY LOVE
\r\n(Come on!)
\r\nOK THEN I'M A LEGAL AIDE, ERIN BROCKOVICH IS MY NAME
\r\n(Nooo, God)
\r\nTHEN YOU CAN CALL ME SCARFACE, SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE
\r\n(close enough)
\r\nYOU COCKROACHES WANNA PLAY ROUGH? OKAY, I'M RELOADED
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\r\nTHIS IS THE TALE OF TONY MONTANYA
\r\nCUBANO FLAME, WITH THE MIAMI NUTS
\r\n(Take it home!)
\r\nGOT A BASEHEAD WIFE, BUT HER WOMB IS POLLUTED
\r\nTHIS WHOLE TOWN'S A PUSSY, JUST WAITING TO GET FUCKED!
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\r\nOoookay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
\r\nYOU COMPLETE ME!
\r\nYup, yeah, ok….
